Listen, being a female I can tell you the entire premise of having the type of bodily malfunction that leaves a brownish liquid anything streaming down my legs sends my estrogen into suicidal mode. Some say she caught her period while performing, some say she was sweaty and is a spray tan casualty, but there is no way given the placement and the double up on her left leg it’s a seam in her hose. I’m not even trying to speculate on what it is, just on the strength that karma might some how bite me in my ass and I find myself in Meijer leaking brown shit from only place under there liquid could come from… what I do know is that’s a horrifying bad look.

Wait who am I kidding, that would NEVER happen to me. Nope. NEVER. Ever. In. Life.